Best Funny Quotes to Impress your Girlfriend

Everybody goofs and says stupid things, but try your best to limit it when you are around this girl. Take a few moments to assess what you are going to say before you spit it out. Don’t talk up other girls. You may think making her jealous is a smart thought, yet control clear. Examining the looks of other girls in front of her will make you appear to be shallow and flighty. As far as she knows, she is the one and only you’re interested in.

Abstain from putting on a show of being a harasser. Try not to toss out thoughtless insults or put other individuals down,even if they’re meant to be funny. She won’t not have the capacity to get on your funny tone and take your words at face value. We have also added some simple funny quotes and images to impress her. Don’t tell dirty jokes.Use this meaningful quotes to impress her.

Best Funny Quotes to Impress your Girlfriend

“I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.”
― Ananthu Murali

I wonder if you know how special you are; I wonder if you know how precious you are; I wonder if you know how lucky I am to have you in my life; I love you so much ― Sibi James Mathew

“You were trying to impress her with a story about getting mauled by a thresher?”
“It made sense at the time.”
“Ah, youth.” He sighed. “Do you know what I would give to be young again?”
“No, what?”
“Nothing. In fact, you’d have to pay me.”
― Nanthu Nigam

I love you not as something private and personal, which is my own, but as something universal and worthy of love which I have found ― George David

“I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.”
― Ananthu Murali

I love you because I know you’re always there, there to catch me when I fall, there to listen when I need you, there when I feel alone ― Alex Dancer
“I have a question for you. “If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?”.”
― Amitab

You are the reason that I am smart, you are the person who stole my heart, my life is short and you are the part, I love you, I love you with true heart! ― Sinse Jose

“With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet will create his best poetry.”
― Ananthu Murali

“I am sure that God has given all his time in making you, the remaining human race has been created in haste.”
― Ananthu Murali

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.― Hamsa Ponnoos

“The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don’t get to see you.”
― Sandeep Sali

You walked lightly into my life
Captivating and lovely to my mind,
At first, I never cared who you were
Now I don’t know who I am without you.― Sudeep Suresh

“There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.”
― Dinda gamer

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