100+ Funny Good Morning Quotes for Friends

Funny Good Morning Quotes for Friends is the sweetest collection of friendship quotes to send your best friend. start your day by wishing an awesome good morning quotes wishes for your friend.

Being Funny is the best way to communicate with people, making them laugh and be happy is always a way to create good healthy friendships. laughing is indeed a good medicine making the world a much better place. bring out the joy in our lives.

Do you have an amazing friend? who is always there for you to help and hear all your problems. always try to help you whatever the situations are and always with you in even worst situations in your life?. if your friend is someone like this, never lose this friend, because one true friend is always worth more than a thousand fake friends. Funny Good Morning Quotes for friends we have here are very simple and most attractive ones. you could text your friend and wish them an awesome good morning or just post a status on his Facebook wall. whether you text him/her or posting a status, good laughter is a promise with our beautiful funny good morning quotes for friends.

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Funny Good Morning Quotes for Friends

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began afternoon.- Tony Smith

The worst part about my MONDAY is hearing you complain about yours.

You give me reasons to smile and reasons to laugh, but most of all you give me memories I could never forget.

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.- Gehenna Toss

I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people

No matter how Good or Bad your life is wake up each morning & be thankful that you still have one.

If you make me COFFEE in the morning, I’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee is gone

When a friend does something wrong, don’t forget all the things they did.

I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap

In bed, it’s 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school, its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it 1:31

I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone, and sent you a morning greeting

The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me. – Sally Coleslaw

Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me : )

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.

True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.

Lovely blue sky, And fresh morning dew, Its time to start afresh, As the new day unfolds,

I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.

I got up one morning and couldn’t find my socks, so I called Information. She said, “Hello, Information.” I said, “I can’t find my socks.” She said, “They’re behind the couch.” And they were!

Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one..!!!

Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better. By all accounts, I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, ‘Mick, it’s time to get yourself a new spoon.’ And you do.

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

I woke up this morning, and I still don’t believe I won the Daytona 500.

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.

You are all among God’s chosen few!

To play your part with dedication, To know your role, Morning is good, as you can start

Wish you all a pleasant morning It’s time to start afresh, As the day is so new.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Lena’s hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day…instead of waking up every morning…

That is what COLGATE says each and every morning. Brush before breakfast : p

I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning.

The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning.

God created sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

Three steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath, and go back to sleep. Good Morning 🙂

In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning.

Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well.

I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast..?

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began afternoon.

Good morning its time to wake up Funny Good Morning Quotes for Friends

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep well?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?”

Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, the heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day!

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: “President Can’t Swim.”

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.

Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette, and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.

Angels usually show up in the morning but I have shown up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

That’s the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they’d be like, ‘Yeah, big deal. I’d eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you’re pulling down.’

You are going to read the sweetest quote of your life around 9 am in the morning from one of the most loving persons on earth. Then when you read it, smile and say that I am the best. Thanks and good morning.

It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair, and eat some salty malty fries.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.

Best Friendship Good Morning Wishes

Good morning my Friend Have a wonderful day Funny Good Morning Quotes for Friends

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this.

Walking Together is Beginning,
Progressing Together is Success,
Living Together is Life,
Dying Together is Love,
But, Staying Apart yet Being Together is Friendship..!!

Twinkle twinkle sleepy star,
wake up now it’s the 11th hour,
up above the world so high,
the sun has risen in the sky.

I want to end this by wishing you a day full of good people who will smile and take care of you. I hope you get closer to success and live the life of happiness you have always dreamed of. Good morning.

I’ll run until my feet go numb, but by God, I’ll finish what I have begun

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone

Angels usually show up in the morning but I have shown up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!- Melanie Leroy’s

It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair, and eat some salty malty fries.- Jessie Tower

There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.- Job Might

I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning. That is what COLGATE says each and every morning. Brush before breakfast. – Funny good morning quotes

Sometimes people want to have a full conversation really early in the morning and it’s okay to kill those people

Heart touching quotes for a special friend

When you choose your Friends.., don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over Character.!!

No One in this World is Born as Our Friend nor as our Enemy.., that’s, Our Behavior, Attitude & Relations makes them become one.!!

It takes Love, Respect, Trust, Understanding, Friendship & Faith in your Relationship to make it Last Long.

if your friend is not missing you why don’t you leave him.??” I looked back to the Moon & told., Does your Sky leave you when you don’t Shine..!!

Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

We may not speak in the same language, but sharing love and understanding in FRIENDSHIP knows no languages.!!!

Friends are Relatives, you make for yourself..!!!

There is nothing on this earth more to be Prized Than True Friendship.

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone

Its easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake up at 6 AM

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

It is a myth that you need to rise and shine to have a good start to a day. You can roll around in bed thinking about friends like me and you will still have a great start to the day. Good Morning.

A day begun well always ends well. So kick start your day with a smile. Have a fantastic day.

As you start yet another day in your life, always remember that your troubles will come and go but friends like me will stay with you forever. Good Morning.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive.

Waking up this morning, I smile. 24 brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment. — Thich Nhat Hanh

You are not just a friend, you are my morning sunshine. I think of you and all the fun we have had all these years and I hope this friendship continues as long as I live. Have a great day! ~ Jermaine Morris

A soulful good morning message is a sweet gift that does not come wrapped in a box but can be stored forever in your inbox. Good morning.

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.

Friends like you are like a sip of hot cup of coffee. You refresh my mind away from the boring sleepy times and excite me for the good times ahead of us. ~ Michelle Tins

A beautiful morning spent without friends like you is worse than a night that is gloomy and blue.

Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful.

Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.

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